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Feb. 7th, 2007

Just funny...

I love jokes cuz I love to laugh...
So here is one that was pretty damn funny. My uncle sends me the greatest stuff...he's so rad :)


The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he
>kept in the hen house behind the church.. One Sunday morning, before
>mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was
>missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his
>parishioners in church.
>
>During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All
>the men stood up.
>
>"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
>All the women stood up.
>
>"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
>that doesn't belong to them?"
>Half the women stood up.
>
>"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
>Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
>
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Feb. 6th, 2007

My joke of the day!!

My uncle sent this to me this morning...Super funny!


The Three Wise Surgeons
> >>
> >>Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
> >>surgeries they had performed.
> >>
> >>One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
> >>lost
>7
> >>fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he
>performed
> >>a private concert for the Queen of England."
> >>
> >>One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
> >>and legs in an accident. I re-attached them and 2 years later he won
> >>a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
> >>
> >>The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
>cowboy
> >>who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a
> >>train traveling 80 miles an hour.
> >>
> >>All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
> >>Now
>he's
> >>president of the United States
> >

Feb. 5th, 2007

Strange

I've had a strange day. Weird things keep happening to me...Crazy! I'm losing my mind. On a more exciting note...I just finished drawing my next tat and took it down to my guy.....Pretty Sweet!! I'm going next Tuesday to get started on it! I'm very excited!! its taken me months to draw and get it right...So now i'm ready to get this done! I hope it goes by fast :)

Feb. 1st, 2007

G.Love

I'm going to see my man G.Love tonight!! I'm really excited :) I can hardley contain myself......So much fun

That's all I have to say :)
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Jan. 17th, 2007

MAKING MY DAY :-)

My little man just told me I'm the best mom he has ever known...I laughed and said "I'm the only mom you've ever known"...he said "I know..that's why your the best!"

haha I'll take it!! He's 4....I totally know what he means. That made my day! Nothing like a little love from your kids to turn your day around :-) KIDS ARE RAD!!
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Jan. 11th, 2007

PHX Supercross...

WHOO HOO!! The Supercross is this weekend....I'm sooooo Excited!! My Jennay's friend Michele is flying in Friday and we are going out to have some fun!! Then I get to wake up and hang with her again all day Sat. at the race. Finally not going to be the only girl, normally I am and it gets old. I honestly think my guy friends forgot I'm a girl or they are just so used to me they just don't care that I'm standing there. I guess that's a good thing. And I'm glad Michele works in the industry, cuz I would really get annoyed if I had to explain what was going on and who all the riders were and who was battling who. I can't stand it when I can't pay attention.

I've always rooted for RC and I love him, but I'm a little upset with him so I'm not sure how i'm going to feel as hes racing this weekend. I didn't even make it to Anehiem One this year cuz he made me not care. I kinda feel like he's selling out. I mean what the hell? Your only racing half a year? What kind of shit is that. Bacically I see it like this...he's intimidated by bubba and pretty much knows that bubba's on his game and making less and less mistakes and most of all not afraid to just go for it and give it his all. Ricky is more of a stratigic rider and is super fast...but Bubba has become faster now!! A fact that I just hate to admitt. So Ricky's point's aren't really going to matter since his not going to race the whole year and hes retiring at the end of it. So I don't see the battle between him and bubba mattering to me anymore. I guess I will have to watch the battle between bubba and reed...I hate reed. LaRoco retired last year and he was my fav....I need to find a new fav. I have my eye on a few....We'll see...I can't see bubba being my fav. although he's an excellent rider that I do enjoy watching him, he's just not my fav.

Jan. 9th, 2007

I'm fine wine...

My friend just told me I'm like fine wine...I get better with age!! That made me laugh. I love my friends...they are the best!!!! I have no idea what I would do with out them.

Jan. 8th, 2007

Studying??

Never thought I would have to study again. I'm not really sure I ever did in the first place. Anyways...All weekend long I was reading. I like what I'm learning...I already know most of it, so really it's more review or just finding out what the name of each excersise is. I'm not sure it's suppost to come this easy but, I guess that tells me this is the right thing for me cuz, I seem to be pretty good at it!! Who Knew??

It makes it a lot more fun when my kids are practicing with me. They are so cool. They make me laugh....You should see my 10 yr old do a downdog. If you know what that is...SUPER FUNNY!! My 4 yr old just want's to move and groove...He can't sit still long enough to hold a pose... I won't be surprised if he becomes a lead singer someday! He likes to be the show......I think he might take after his mom:-)

Well i'm off to play movie theater now...I'm sure I'm going to have to watch CARS again for the 100th time. Maybe this time I will know all the words....
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Jan. 5th, 2007

It's Friday!!

I sat at the table this morning eating breakfast with my kids, it was nice. We were talking about our day. Today is the first day my daughter is going back since Christmas break cuz she has been sick, needless to say she's ready!! Johnny (hes 4) got really sad and said he was going to miss Drew (my daughter) and went over and gave her a hug. A mothers dream!! I must be doing something right...they really do love eachother, although Spencer my other son (almost 10) Said oh geez when that happened...he's kinda a punk lately, but he still tells me he loves me every morning and night so I can't complain. They are a funny bunch...they make my day!!
I'm in a good mood and it's nice.

Jan. 1st, 2007

TRAVA

I learned a new word to start my new year off.....TRAVA

It's a Czech word. I love it. I'm going to use it everyday.
I already do literally..hehe
I have made a great friend who listens to me and makes me laugh.
I feel lucky.

A new year indeed.....2007

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